im just a garden hose

[im just a garden hose]

[killapunk]

is tesco feeling ok 

[yuleagin-nova]

This is like a lazily rendered level from a ps1 game.

[im just a garden hose]

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[glissandodisaster]

same energy

[im just a garden hose]

[sabertoothwalrus]

how yall draw 14 year olds:

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m screaming you could not have missed the point of this post more

also yall saying “I know 14 year olds that look like this” no you don’t because this is what I meant:

[dailylifeofadizzyfangirl]

[im just a garden hose]

[twitch-eaglehart]

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

[im just a garden hose]

[marinarascova]

i… what?

[cryptid-sighting]

foot fetishists using their powers for good, not evil

[paxamericana]

[im just a garden hose]

[ayatollahkhomeiniofficial]

I’ve come to the conclusion that none of you fear god

[kickin-jeans]

me addressing the huge fucking geese sleeping and shitting in front of the entrance to my college

[im just a garden hose]

[thvndermag]

www.instagram.com/kiyanforootan

[ratcaves]

[im just a garden hose]

[im just a garden hose]

[im just a garden hose]

[emotionalempowerer]

I could watch this all day.